I Identify as an Attack Helicopter Embroidered Hoodie Size:4XL American Revolution / Founding Fathers

American Revolution / Founding Fathers theme

Undulating organic shapes form a pleasing pattern for an accent pillow that looks as at home in a bohemian living room as it does in an Art Deco-inspired parlor

S M L XL 2XL Shirt Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 Chest Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 Chest to fit (inches) 34-37 38-41 42-45 46-49 50-53 Sleeve Length (inches) 25 ⅝ 26 ¼ 26 ⅞ 27 ½ 28 ⅛

• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

Pre-shrunk fabric

I Identify as an Attack Helicopter Embroidered Hoodie Size:4XL American Revolution / Founding FathersYou sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Your pronouns are seek and destroy. Ever since you were a boy you dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on foreigners. People told you that a person being a helicopter is impossible but you didn't care, you're beautiful. Strike back against the heliphobes and haters with these beautifully embroidered hoodies stitched by our crack squad of seamstresses. 50% pre shrunk cotton, 50%